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Make Your House FHA-Loan Friendly
Know the basics of FHA loan rules and you stand a better chance of selling your house or condo. Read
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7 Tips for Staging Your Home
Make your home warm and inviting to boost your home’s value and speed up the sale process. Read
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What You Must Know About Home Appraisals
Understanding how appraisals work will help you achieve a quick and profitable refinance or sale. Read
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Find the Best REALTOR® to Sell Your House
Ask detailed questions about their experience and skills to help you find the right agent for your home sale. Read
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5 Tips to Prepare Your Home for Sale
Working to get your home ship-shape for showings will increase its value and shorten your sales time. Read
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[Tips] Getting Ready to Purchase Your Home
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Keep Your Home Purchase on Track
You’ve found your dream home. Make sure missteps don’t prevent a successful closing. Read
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Understanding Real Estate Representation
Whether you’re buying or selling, it’s important to choose representation that meets your needs in the transaction. Read
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4 Tips to Determine How Much Mortgage You Can Afford
By knowing how much mortgage you can handle, you can ensure that home ownership will fit in your budget. Read
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7 Tips for Improving Your Credit
Here’s how to clean up your credit so you get the least-expensive home loan possible. Read
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7 Steps to Take Before You Buy a Home
By doing your homework before you buy, you’ll feel more content about your new home. Read
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Moving to Sacramento?
If Chuck Norris were a Real Estate Agent
I remember when I was kid, I used to go to 7-11 every month to buy the latest copy of Black Belt Magazine so I could learn the ways of becoming a ninja. Inside of it, there was always this cool ad of Chuck Norris wearing his “special” jeans that stretched in the crotch area, so he could kick arse, even when all dressed up. I remember thinking, “Man, if I could just get some of those jeans, I could kick arse too … like Chuck.” But I was always saddened because the truth of the matter was that I didn’t know how to kick, I didn’t know how to punch, heck, I hadn’t even stood outside of a real karate class with saddened eyes in hopes of one day entering because my grandmother (who raised me) thought I would get hurt.
So now that I’m all grown up, and can make decisions for myself, I thought, “You know what? I’m gonna get me a pair of those Norris action jeans.” Unfortunately, they don’t make them anymore. But you know what? I realized I don’t need his action jeans to kick some butt out there in the world anymore. All I need is his attitude, perhaps his beard, and nothing will get in my way. So I thought, “What if Chuck Norris were a Real Estate Agent? What would he do?“
Chuck Norris will base the value of your home by how much is left standing after he kicks it.
Chuck Norris once scared a house out of escrow.
Chuck Norris doesn’t drive clients to see houses on the market … he throws them there.
When Chuck Norris got his real estate license … 200 homes simultaneously passed out.
Chuck Norris held an open house once … held it over his head for 4 hours.
On Chuck Norris’ real estate website, there is only one house for sale … the one that Chuck Norris allows you to buy.
Chuck Norris popped the housing market bubble … with a toothpick.
Thanks for your inspiration Chuck Norris. If you could just teach me that escrow scare tactic, I’d be complete.
The Social Media Revolution
If you think Social Media sites like MySpace, Facebook, FourSquare and Twitter are for “kids”, you had better quickly rethink your belief system. Considering that Starbuck’s has (as of today) over 870,000 followers on Twitter alone, and does a huge amount of promotion and customer feedback on their Social Media sites, this is more than just a fad.
Ye Ol’ Rental Scam
Hello dear reader. Do you mind if I call you “dear reader”? Or is it too … chummy? Too … affectionate? Fine. Hey reader … Hi.
If you didn’t know already, and the huge Photoshop’d headshot over there to the right floating over the LOUD red LYON Real Estate logo didn’t tip you off, I’m a real estate agent. So as real estate agents do, we take clients out to look at houses … houses of all shapes, all sizes, all colors. You name it, it’s out there, and if you wanna see it, we’ll show it to you. (Speaking for myself)
This evening, I took a client out to see a few houses. The last house we visited was a quaint two bedroom in a great little neighborhood. As we approached the front door, there was a notice posted in the window. Usually this might be a foreclosure notice or even a “Swimming pool being monitored by Mosquito & Vector Control” notice. But as we got closer, I started to read the posted paper. It was one that I had not seen before. It read …
“THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR RENT! If you are responding to an ad you saw on Craigslist IT IS A SCAM! If you lost money, we are not responsible. Only a Realtor can enter this house, anybody else is not allowed and it is illegal”. Or something very similar to that, come on, I’m paraphrasing.
Apparently with the economy the way it is and so many vacant houses out there, the double-crossers have seen the opportunity and jumped on it. So the question is, how can a potential renter or a homeowner protect themselves against these swindler types? Well I’ve done some digging around dear rea-, I mean … reader, and came across a website that gives some answers. [See below] Hopefully with these tips, you or someone you know won’t fall victim as some unfortunate people already have.
http://www.fraudguides.com/tips/august7.asp
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